Kalau awak mahukan zakar saya akan berikan semua yang awak boleh tangani

Well, I read your email by accident because you left the computer on and I see you have

been like reaching out and flirting with dudes off of **********.

I kinda had a feeling that you were gay.

I also read in your email that this is new and experimental.

So because I care about you so much, I'm going to help you along.